Sunday, May 14, 2006

Excuse me, Are you a Burper??

Since last week, I've been burping. I get this burping season once in a while. Being hungry or full won't make a difference to it either for I would still be burping.
I could be burping continuously for 5 mins. Different variations of sweet melodies could be heard, anytime of the day or night.
This kind of burping would give me gastric pains. And it surely hurts a whole lot. Not so much on the burping, but the gastric pains. I've been called a "frog" in the office by my receptionist for it sounds like I'm croaking. LoL...
My burping season would go away of course. But it would take some time. Hmmm... Perhaps after my mensus. I'm getting it late this month. And it would be a painful time for me as I would be having the usual cramps + the gastric pains. Ouch!! Goshhhh..... It would be so bad that I would be grimacing and frowning, tossing and turning and grumbling. Stay clear folks!!!
My burping sessions started 2 weeks ago. After a blot of sinful greedy stuffing myself silly one beautiful Sunday. Hahah.. Boy, was that a torture. Curling myself up into a ball. Paralysed. Been burping ever since. Not 24/7 la. But on and off.
Ohhhh!! My gf.....
She's into Farting
I'm into Burping
A very compatible couple, we make??

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