Worms aren't actually the worst pests that I fear. Cockroaches!! They are the ones whom I fear. They are, afterall PESTS!!!
But yah, today's topic is not about the roaches, but about the WORMies!!!
Remember me mentioning in my earlier post dated 18 May 2006 about the wormie I found wriggling on the flower tray?? Well, I had a nightmare a day or two thereafter. Here's how my dream went:-
I was looking at my right wrist. And for no apparent reason, there was a tiny hole, as big as a small pimple. (well, it also looked like a pimple to me.) I, being the itchy butt-er that I am, I went on to squeeze the supposedly pus out of the pimple. Oh yeah, the pus did come squirting out.... followed by a WORMie!!!!!!!!! It was slowly making its way up the little hole and saying, "Good morning, Earthling. How do you do??" 

For the next 2 days or so, I kept having this scene replaying in my mind. Then comes the ultimate nightmare. There were altogether 3 holes on my right wrist. The 1st one has already crawled its way out safely into POOF it's soil.... The squeezing procedure was the same as the 1st. Out came the pus, then comes the wriggling motion of the WORMie's one by one.. Oh God!!! HELP MEeeeeeee
This morning, I saw yet another pest. Yes, I over-fed the plants with water, yet again. (i hope mommy won't be running after me with her cleaver.) This time, it was a millipedeee. I saw it crawling very quickly from the soil of my mommy's other plant and onto the bark. I was calm this time round for I saw it way before I decided to touch the pot. After a couple of silent moments and scanning my infra-red eyes into the soil and bark, I carried the damned pot out to the window and watched in amazement as I emptied the access water.
There's gonna be more of these pesty little pests real-life stories coming if mummy's not in town. Watch out and stay tuned!!

1 comment:
Try this experiment:
Take a piece of raw pork and splash it with a generous dosage of coca-cola.
Leave the wet pork for 30 minutes and see the pork "come alive"... *evil grin*
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