This is a re-post, a child's artwork of copying and pasting... Taken from Prince G's diary entry in Fridae.com
(heeheehee.. yes, i know that i am being mean... but, i'm Priscus.. and Priscus has the right, right?!)
Dumb Acts...for Dummies
Hmm...I thought I mentioned somewhere...sometime days before the World Cup that I am going to go into a hiatus for the sake of faithfully following my games?
Why am I penning another one of my ridiculous notions? Someone please shoot me....
Ahh..yeah, talking about soccer (no...I am not going into lengthy talks). My partner who is so NOT a soccer fan has decided to ...not watch the game but place wagers on the selective matches I am watching while she sleeps. More interestingly....she's been making notes of her bets with me on the match schedules that I have printed for her reference only. Days ago...she volunteered to tabulate the scores of each match. But I think her enthusiasm has died down....within two days.
Last night...I forgone the first match of the night to dine with her. I made her half mad earlier in the day. Expensive dinner, it was. We realised, each other I pissed her off with some idiotic acts...I ended up dining with her expensively. Well, think we are not meant to dine luxuriously. It means only that I'd brewed trouble prior to the dinner....sigh sigh.
My heart sank further when she handed over a gift after we set down shortly. It was not an expensive gift but I was silenced by the gesture. Has anyone ever get a present from your partner after you'd pissed her off big time?
She claimed it was my temper......Again, my temper. I didn't even loose my temper her. It was just the tone of my thoughts and conversations that irked her to the core.
How to end up buying expensive dinner for your partners....for DUMMIES
1) Start the day being sweet.
2) Talk all the talks and walk all the walks
3) When asked, tell her your sweetness was the result of swallowing a whole bottle of 'the vitamins of love'
4) Soon, start suggesting something innocent and make her think you are going to abandon her for the day
5) When she gets ridiculous, tell her off
6) Apologise and wait impatiently for response
7) Subsequently, say more stupids things and wait for her to slam down the phone
8) Head for the toilet and bang your head against the wall for your stupidity
9) Clear your mind and send her a sms to tell her you are sorry
10) Ask her if dinner date is still on.
11) During dinner, give her the 'pathetic puppy' look
12) Smile silly when she tries to further pick on you. Do not retaliate...I repeat, DO NOT RETALIATE!
13) Lastly, say 'yes' to anything she suggestsWell, do all the above and you will survive another day and still be in love
Now, here is my say on the above....
Para 3 of Prince G's diary:-
I am still very much looking forward to place wagers and tabulating my score table. It is just that I have not been any mood to do much betting with partner these couple of days. (it is PMS induced...)
And my partner is right in saying that I am SO NOT a soccer fan at all. I have an interest in this betting thingy so that I would still be a part and be able to comment something about it with her. (i'm so thoughtful, right??)
Para 4 of Prince G's diary:-
I made the comment that this is the 2nd expensive dinner that we have had and prior to that, she would carry out her idiotic acts and make me mad at her. I sure do hope that there won't be a 3rd time.
Para 5 of Prince G's diary:-
Apart from being angry with her, I got her a gift. An inexpensive one. I could do this buying gift thingy for her cos I cast the anger aside and concentrated on the lovely side of her.
The look of surprise, amazment and utter disbelieve when I presented her the little package after we placed our orders. She even hid the package benethe the table and tried to unwrap the gift in secrecy. She was delighted to see what I got for her.
Para 6 of Prince G's diary:-
Temper. Tone in thoughts. Tone in conversations. They all fall under the same category. I could literally hear her voice. I am sure she is containing and trying her best not to repeat them. Yes, it takes time. And I hope time would change her. I would want her to change for the better on her own and not for me. For in the long run, it would only serve to be her strength and not her weakness.
I have my temper. I have my kind of tone of thoughts. I have my kind of tone in conversations. And I could contain them well. That is my strength.
A rooster and A tiger.
The rooster's temper is worse than a tiger's. Hmmm.. Not balanced, leh..
I hope my partner and I would be able to grow and learn from the mistakes that we both make and grow out of it, in time..........
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